I want a nice body, but then like… food.
When you realise any of us could have walked past...
tyleroakley: HOW EVER CAN I HELP YOU?
liveinphoenix: do you ever get like random bursts of wanting to do something productive like HEY IM GUNNA WRITE A BOOK or IM GUNNA DRAW SOMETHING YEAH but then after like five minutes you realise you cant do either and go back to doing nothing at all
princessjullianna: imagine a leaked video of all the shit you did when you were home alone
mom: dont eat now or you wont be hungry for dinner
me: trust me ill be hungry for dinner
skylinesandturnips: i’m that one friend at sleepovers who always questions the meaning of life at 3am
lolsofunny: getting zero notes on a post is like speaking up in a large classroom and everyone just staring at you so you slowly sink back in your seat and regret saying anything
when people think i’m cool
someone: what instruments can you play?
me: the keyboard
someone: oh that's cool
me: *whispers* on the computer
someone: what sport do you play?
me: i run
somoene: oh that's cool
me: *whispers* a blog
I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think,...
missbrainiacreadsall: teapayne: It took me so long to realize “London Tipton” was supposed to be Paris hilton
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A FANGIRL.
why are you on tumblr if you aren’t a fangirl ALL THE NOTES
abc family: let's do something exciting and groundbreaking this weekend that will make people say "wow this is very new and original for them"
abc family: I'VE GOT IT
abc family: HARRY POTTER WEEKEND
belaboobs: whenever you think you’re a failure just remember the director of kony 2012 got arrested before kony did
mylifeasapigeon: The amount of nothing that I do on a daily basis is starting to get out of hand
sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet
Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
laughingnancy: Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
scrolling down my dash at 300mph →