If your pants were a .rar file, I would unzip them
The annoying moment when someone tries to steal your food

when people follow me thinking i’m quality

When you have money and you walk into your favorite store…

my friend:
what if you dated a guy with the same name as you
me: what if i dated a guy
me: what if i dated a guy
IT’S LIKE HE KNOWS SOMETHING.
england:
and here's a harry potter tribute to remind you all that this is why we're better than you






